10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
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Re: 10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
Originally posted by 1evilS10
10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
sex (witht he right person) is far better than anyhtign edible.....trust me...if i had to chose i wouldnt be nearly as fat as i am now lol
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Dont worry hun - I think candy is better than sex, too.
You dont have to worry about being used when you eat candy.
You can get candy without another person.
You can share candy with your friends without worrying about
anything getting started.
Candy wont give you an STD.
If you dont like the candy you can just spit it out.
If it doesnt look good in the first place you dont even have to put
it in your mouth.
You wont go to jail for giving someone underage a peice of candy.
If you feel guilty about eatting a peice of candy you can do some
situps or something.
You dont have to worry about being used when you eat candy.
You can get candy without another person.
You can share candy with your friends without worrying about
anything getting started.
Candy wont give you an STD.
If you dont like the candy you can just spit it out.
If it doesnt look good in the first place you dont even have to put
it in your mouth.
You wont go to jail for giving someone underage a peice of candy.
If you feel guilty about eatting a peice of candy you can do some
situps or something.
