he's probably referring to the story..........or the purpose of this post in the first place before it turned severely off topic.

 

two guys were sitting in a bar. 1 guy turns to the other saying he has to get home before it gets to late, or else his wife will get mad. guy #2 makes a suggestion, slip under the covers, give he a little "tongue action" and she'll never even notice your late. so guy #1 stays longer, and when he departs to go home, he does as his friends suggests, silently slipping under the covers, giving a little tongue action, then slipping out. didnt hear nothing but snoars. wow the guy thought, that shit really works. so he walks into the bathroom, brushing his teeth, changing clothes, etc.. and when he comes out, he sees his wife sitting on the edge of the bed. what are you doing awake he exclaims?! his wife replies.. i just came in to tell you your mother was sleeping in our bedroom tonight.

 

thats kinda disturbing ><

 

 

better go brush his teeth again.

 

eeeww

 

i forgot where i saw it but..lil sketchy

First Divorce as result of 9/11

Guy is off to work to the WTC building on 9/11, but instead of going to work he stops at a friends house and is getting some in and out time.. his wife sees the news calls his cell phone, he says hes at work.. not realizing what was going on....busted!

 

hey i bet mom's need tongue action too-although i personally never want to envision my own (stomach heaves). what is it w/ being grossed out b y your own parents gettin some action? i'm sure not everyone is but a lot of people iknow includyin gmyself go "oh my God i dont wanna think abou tthem fuckign".

 

i think this thread just took a turn for the worse..