If you'd like, send me your resume and I'll have a look at it. All of my jobs have been with software companies and they don't give a shit about an "objective". In most cases it's pretty obvious(from what I've seen), the objective is: I want a job with your company doing this(whatever your exp is or the job you're applying for). In MY experience, companies mostly look at what you've done in the real world, education is secondary, and a coherent, pertinent resume can make a significant difference. It also makes a HUGE difference if you have a friend at the company you're apply to, to hand in your resume and make a personal and professional reference.

 

wow. i could care less about your intellectual age. in my opinion, you're still in your diapers with a big yellow-brown, mushy wad opposing your bright yellow frontal stain. if one has to write something pretentious in order to "sound like 'your' semi intelligent", then either you are alluding to the idea that he needs some sort of 'fluffing' or you have experienced the need to 'fluff' your own resume'.

 

Yes, my resume could use some 'fluffing' because I havent needed it or worked on it in over 2 years, although i said nothing about writing pretentious things in his resume.

Please restate your last remark because as smart as youve alluded to be, you fucked the sentence up with the bold lettering you tried to use. Why are you making comments about my diapers? Didnt you know ive upgraded to tighty-whities?

 

nice. the use of bold in the direct quote was used to show your 'intelligent' use of the wrong homonym. also, fluffing is pretentious.

 

Fluffing a resume is equivalent to stuffing a sock in your pants.

If you're properly equipped, you don't need to. If you're not properly equipped, the truth will come out when it's time to get busy.

 

my sentiments exactly ^^^

 

Im sorry, I was concentrating more on the misplaced apostrophies. I guess you were implying myself in my own quote? I mustve misunderstood you once again, im sorry for that its just me being the kid i am!

I thought I used the right one, but apparently I was wrong, can you tell me which of these I should have used? (and these are all from Dictionary.com)

Allude: To make an indirect reference <-- the one I misused apparently

Illude: To play upon by artifice; to deceive; to mock; to excite and disappoint the hopes of.

Elude: 1.To evade or escape from, as by daring, cleverness, or skill.
2.To escape the understanding or grasp of.